Paladone Henry Hoover Desk Vacuum - Novelty Desktop Cleaner

£8.495
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Paladone Henry Hoover Desk Vacuum - Novelty Desktop Cleaner

Paladone Henry Hoover Desk Vacuum - Novelty Desktop Cleaner

RRP: £16.99
Price: £8.495
£8.495 FREE Shipping

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Looking for a reliable, powerful cordless vacuum to help you clean your home or office? The SUMEI Rechargeable Keyboard Vacuum Cleaner is perfect for small spaces and hard-to-reach areas. This desk vacuum cleaner is perfect for keeping your desk clean and free of dust, dirt, and crumbs. This powerful little vacuum has a strong suction that can handle even the toughest messes. And because it’s cordless, you can easily move it around your desk without having to worry about tangled wires. Featuring an acrylic wine ‘glass’ with a floating stem, the Vino2Go maintains an ideal temperature without condensation, while the silicone lid stops serious spills and pesky bugs from dive-bombing your booze.

He’s not just for show, it turns out the humble penis is the perfect shape for a hot water bottle, distributing that lovely warmth sideways through the balls and lengthwise through the shaft. Mmm, cosy. Mini Plant Pot Naughty Gnomes You know what your houseplants are crying out for? Dirty. Decorative. Dwarfs. This cuddly cosy heatable lap warmer will NEVER spit on or at you - not even in your general direction

Henry Allergy

These little guys aren’t into fishing, pushing wheelbarrows or perching whimsically on top of toadstools. One's smoking a spliff, one's got his ass out, one's relieving himself and another is flipping the bird – all of them are having a damn good time. Looking for a nifty little vacuum to help with the cleaning jobs around your office? Look no further than the Tihoo Mini Portable Desktop Dust Handheld Cordless Vacuum Cleaner! After all, nothing calms the mind like raking patterns in soft sand, meticulously arranging four polished stones and attending to two tiny grass lawns. Seriously, get ready to totally fixate upon the Zen Garden and forget about all of your other troubles.

This mighty little machine is powered by 2 AA batteries (not included) and features high-speed centrifugal fan suction for pretty impressive cleaning power. This is no bird-of-paradise-flower-situation, these spicy red numbers are unmistakably penile from head to shaft. Except for the little green bit on the stem, obvs. If you actually have one of those on your knob, please see a doctor, you may be at risk of being diagnosed as a plant. Vino2Go Portable Wine Glass The Vino2Go is a double-wall, insulated travel cup perfect for pool parties, picnics and anyone interested in imbibing on the move.

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When you’re ready to repot your plants into something more fitting (coming soon: the Firebox terracotta vagina), the magical eco-friendly cube will slowly decompose and turn into valuable coconut fibre fertiliser for the plant, enriched with all sorts of stuff that makes chillies fully erect big and handsome. Penis Hot Water Bottle Chilly at night? Not got a hunk to keep your bed warm? We feel ya. Shiver no more, frigid friend. This hot water bottle will keep you willy toasty even in the coldest of temperatures.

Import duties on a real living breathing spitting llama are through the roof these days, plus you have to wait for it to get through quarantine and all that nonsense The nation’s best loved vacuum, chosen by millions for his reliability, performance and cheeky smile..Unfortunately times have a-changed and an original VW Camper Van now costs a small fortune! Not to mention that we're now all a bunch of day-dreaming squares working 9-5 for "the man". Ugh! Henry loves a good clean and we promise you will never see that endearing grin disappear from his face, no matter what he has to clear up. He even comes with a handy crevice tool to help you reach those unreachable places! To empty your new friend of all that



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